A
funny thing happened on the way to my funeral
I was born...
I lived...
I died.
What did I leave behind?
From my open caskett
I viewed the world
through a TV set.
Now, lovers' tears fall
for wasted years ahead.
And mother's tears fall
for the unsaved dead.
Tomorrow I will be buried
along with my couch and my resume.
And a smile of relief,
Because I could never find
the mute button anyway.