The
sound one might make if they happened to be crossing the kitchen
floor barefoot, in darkness, yearning for some savory midnight
morsels like butter pecan ice cream, leftover garlic- tomato-
basil- and broccoli pasta, or maybe just a ham sandwich, and happened
to find that stray thumbtack from two days ago by stepping on
it with the point up...
Ouch! Fu---
Sonofa hmmmmmnh-
That smarts....